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WHY NEVER
MARRY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER?
Husband
(returning late from work) : “Hi dear, I’m now
logged in”
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or file name.
Wife : But I told you in the morning?
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Abort, Retry, Cancel.
Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found.
Wife : Atleast, give me your credit card.
I need to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation.
Access denied.
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : By default.
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use try after sometime.
Wife : Who was in the car this morning?
Husband : System unstable.
Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot.
Wife : Are you going to have some wine?
Husband : File system full.
Wife : What is the relation between you and your
receptionist?
Husband : Only user with WRITE permission.
Wife : What is my value in this family?
Husband : Unknown virus.
Wife : Do you love me or your computer or you are being
just funny?
Husband: Too many parameters.
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